Caramel Cajeta Crepe: HEAVEN ON EARTH!!!!!!!

C is NOT for cookie, it's for caramel. Or Cajeta. Or Crepe. A whole mouthful of deliciousness. Heaven. Insanely good flavours. Those words describe it. This wonder, this miracle, this… this… marvel, located at 246 Queen Street West, in Toronto, Ontario, is called…

Cafe Crêpe

I found out about this place from my friend. We had a play date, and we went there. Little did I know I'd be tasting heaven.

Okay, I'll stop with the dramatics. 

So I got there, and it kind of looked like Pop Tate's Sweet Shoppe from Archie Comics, except it was a bit darker. I give the atmosphere a 4/5. My friend and I, we both ordered milkshakes. I got a chocolate one, and my friend got a Nutella one. Let's rate that:

Me: Chocolate Milkshake: 5/5

My Friend: Nutella Milkshake: 5/5

Oh, I should of told you that their specialty is Nutella. Everything Nutella. Nutella Milkshakes, 5 types of Nutella crêpes, etc. However, I didn't really care for the Nutella. I went way inside my comfort zone: Caramel Cajeta. (Cajeta means creamy) OMG was that ever delish!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Caramel Cajeta Crêpe: 5/5

My Friend: Nutella Banana Strawberry Crêpe:5/5

Final Score:   24/25 

                                    96% FANtastic!!!

Go. There. Now. Then you will be able to taste it yourself.

Bye.

Caramel Apple Crêpe

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Ha, ha. Did you really think I'd go all Shakespearean on you? I'm the FunFoodFANatic I'm gonna review...

You get 3 guesses.

No, I didn't time travel to the 1600's and review the food there.
Nope. Not at school in the middle of a medieval times unit. (However, I actually had a medieval times unit. How funny is that?)
Any more guesses?

You stumped?

No? You're not? You'll keep going? You've got one more guess.

No. It's not Playdium

It's Medieval Times.

Apart from having really awesome shows,  Medieval Times has awesome food. I went there as a field trip for my medieval times unit. (See, I told you I had one) And I'll tell you how FANtastic it is. But, everyone got the same thing: Veggie Stew, Garlic Bread, and Apple Strudel
Remember: First is Veg Stew, Second is Garlic Bread, Third is Apple Strudel I'm rating everything together.

Me: 12.5/15
Friend 1: 12.5/15
Friend 2: 12/15
Friend 3: N/A
Friend 4: N/A
Friend 5: 12/15
Friend 6: 13.5/15
Friend 7: 11/15
Friend 8: 11/15
Friend 9: 10/15
Friend 10: 8.5/15
Friend 11: 10/15
Friend 12: 7/10
Friend 13: 10/10
Friend 14: 15/15
Friend 15: 15/15
Friend 16: 13/15

78% Good!

It was an awesome experience!

See you later, darlings...

Okay. That was awkward

It's Pompeii All Over Again... Just With Onions

It's me again!  We have exactly 180 views on this awesome blog, so thank you to the people who like looking at this blog. Just today, we went to another Teppanyaki place, called Tako Sushi, on Don Mills Road, Toronto, Ontario, Canada. (For those of you who don't know what that means, look at my 2nd post) The place was real DELICIOUS. (Plus, there is a new rating of ☆ for atmosphere) But have you heard of the story of Pompeii? (Pom-Pay)

Pompeii was an ancient Roman city extremely near a volcano called Mount Vesuvius. And one day, the volcano exploded so ridiculously that the walls of lava went over 10 feet tall. To make it even worse, there were 3 huge toxic gas clouds that rolled down the mountain and into the city. If you visit Pompeii today, you can still see the ruins of the buildings and people covered in a huge layer of ash. But what does this have to do with food?

The actual atmosphere rating of the place:

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆/10 ☆s

Notes:
-Outside looks like dump
-Inside has dark green tiled walls
-Inside is very nice
-Service is pretty slow
-Wait is totally worth it
-Difficult parking
-The sign said:"Ta shi"
-Has to fix sign


You may ask, what does Pompeii have to do with food? Well, it was the onion volcano with a malfunction, that spread over to the other vegetables.

Ratings:

Shirley Temple: 7/10
Fried Rice: 7.5/10
Sushi: 8.5/10
Veggies: 3.5/5
Meats: 14.5/15

82% Good!

Hope I see you next time...

And Now For The Main Event...

That's what it's called. The Main Event.
I want to make this short. Here are the reviews:

Steak Poutine:
Me: 5/5
My Bro: 4.25/5

Potato Skins:
My Bro: 4.5/5

Burgers:
Me: 4.25/5
My Bro: 4/5

88% FANtastic!

Not Chicken Nuggets? Then What Is It- WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!?????

Wow... I still can't think about what I had at SPiN restaurant in Downtown Toronto, Ontario. I have  NO CLUE WHY it's called SPiN, now with the details: .

The place is located in a dark alley near a parking lot. So when you walk in, it looks pretty normal. And then you look to your feet, and see... a ping pong ball. I'm thinking: "Huh??????" And I look around and see... OMG!!!!! 9 Ping Pong tables!!!!???? Party time!!!

The drink is nothing special, just Sprite. But the food is like a guessing game. So let's play...


What Is This Food?

So, our first order...
Looks like:
Cubed slices of bread with poppy and sesame seeds. Came with golden sauce.

What is it?
a) Exactly what I just said
b) Bits of a Montreal cheese bagel
c) Pretzel Bread
d) None of the above

The answer is...
c) Pretzel Bread!

Now for the reviews of that

Me: 3.5/5
My Bro: 4.5/5


Okay, now for #2:

Tastes like:

Chicken, With Something Soft and Barbecuey.

What is it?
a) Fried Chicken w/ pretzel bread & BBQ sauce.
b) Fish & Chips w/ BBQ sauce
c) Duck & Chips w/ BBQ sauce
d) Fried Chicken & Waffles w/ BBQ sauce

The answer is...
d) Fried Chicken & Waffles w/ BBQ  sauce!

Now the reviews of that:

Me: 4.5/5
My Brother: 4/5

Now... #3

Tastes like:

Chicken Nuggets With  Banana Mayo and Passion Fruit Sweet and Sour Sauce

What is it?

a) Chicken Nuggets with what's above
b) Chicken Fingers with what's above
c) Crocodile with what's above
d) None of A, B, or C


The answer is...
c) Crocodile with what's above! (No kidding!!!!)


No. Seriously. I'm. Not. Lying.

Now the reviews of that:

Me: 3/5
My Brother: 4/5

And now... lastly...

Looks like:
Fried Discs Of Some Sort.

a) Fried Pickles
b) Fried Cucumber
c) Round French Fries
d) Fried Tomato

The answer is... Fried Pickles!

Me:  4/5

Thank you for playing... What's That Food!!!


Percentage Review:
78% Good!


So even though the food wasn't FANtastic, the Ping Pong is awesome!


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(PS: I've changed the scoring format)

What Does "Panera" Mean? Plus The Best Catch Of The Day!

Panera, Panera, fun to say, and FANtastic! Ok, I guess I am going pretty psycho. But you'd understand if you tasted the- mmmmmmmm... food. Well, are you wondering how FANtastic it is. So here are the reviews:


Me: Meal: Chicken Noodle Soup, Buttered Toasted Bagel (5/5)
My Bro : Chicken Noodle Soup, Cinnamon Crunch Bagel (4.5/5)

Hot Chocolate: (9/10)

90% FANtastic!

Well, you saw in the title: "The Best Catch of the Day". That means...

FISHING FOR 4 HOURS ON A PRETTY SMALL FISHING BOAT, AND BRINGING HOME 22 POUNDS OF FISH!!!!!!!!!

Well, cool, right? We caught 2 5 lb "Mahi Mahis" (Ma-Hee Ma-Heez), and a 12 pound "King Mackerel", but I'm only reviewing the "Mahi Mahis". Well, ready? Here we-


HEY! DID YOU JUST PUSH ME?

Only kidding. Here we-



Me: (4/5)
My Bro: (4/5)

80% FANtastic!

You have it! The Fun Food FANatic has done it again! Ps: I did a poll. Please vote.

Smooth, Smooth, Smoothies

Yes! Woo-hoo! I'm finally not doing a review on a restaurant! I'm doing a review on my mom's (who, in her spare time, is a rockstar) Smooth Smoothies, plus, a recipe of how to make it! (Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!) Well, I'm probably going to a restaurant today, so I'll PROBABLY do a review on that. Well, I guess you're probably wondering how FANtastic my my mom's Smoothies are. So here. I'll show you:



Me: (4/5) Vanilla Peanut Butter Chia Seed Smoothie
My Bro: (4.5/5) Same as above with Half Of Banana and Cinnamon

85% FANtastic!  Tastes Like: Excitement . Looks like: Very Smooth. Texture: Creamy



And now... the recipe:

What you need to make Mother's Smooth Smoothies:

Blender
16 oz 1.5% Vanilla Yogurt (Aspartame Free)
1/2 Cup 1% Milk
1 1/2 Tablespoons of Reduced Fat Peanut Butter (or Soy Nut Butter)
1/4 cup of Ice
2 Tablespoons of Chia Seeds
Dash of Cinnamon 
Optional: Add 1/2 cup of any fruit you want.
Blend

Well, there you have it. Looks like I better publish this now so you can all have it for breakfast.