Monday, December 30, 2013

What Does "Panera" Mean? Plus The Best Catch Of The Day!

Panera, Panera, fun to say, and FANtastic! Ok, I guess I am going pretty psycho. But you'd understand if you tasted the- mmmmmmmm... food. Well, are you wondering how FANtastic it is. So here are the reviews:


Me: Meal: Chicken Noodle Soup, Buttered Toasted Bagel (5/5)
My Bro : Chicken Noodle Soup, Cinnamon Crunch Bagel (4.5/5)

Hot Chocolate: (9/10)

90% FANtastic!

Well, you saw in the title: "The Best Catch of the Day". That means...

FISHING FOR 4 HOURS ON A PRETTY SMALL FISHING BOAT, AND BRINGING HOME 22 POUNDS OF FISH!!!!!!!!!

Well, cool, right? We caught 2 5 lb "Mahi Mahis" (Ma-Hee Ma-Heez), and a 12 pound "King Mackerel", but I'm only reviewing the "Mahi Mahis". Well, ready? Here we-


HEY! DID YOU JUST PUSH ME?

Only kidding. Here we-



Me: (4/5)
My Bro: (4/5)

80% FANtastic!

You have it! The Fun Food FANatic has done it again! Ps: I did a poll. Please vote.

Smooth, Smooth, Smoothies

Yes! Woo-hoo! I'm finally not doing a review on a restaurant! I'm doing a review on my mom's (who, in her spare time, is a rockstar) Smooth Smoothies, plus, a recipe of how to make it! (Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!) Well, I'm probably going to a restaurant today, so I'll PROBABLY do a review on that. Well, I guess you're probably wondering how FANtastic my my mom's Smoothies are. So here. I'll show you:



Me: (4/5) Vanilla Peanut Butter Chia Seed Smoothie
My Bro: (4.5/5) Same as above with Half Of Banana and Cinnamon

85% FANtastic!  Tastes Like: Excitement . Looks like: Very Smooth. Texture: Creamy



And now... the recipe:

What you need to make Mother's Smooth Smoothies:

Blender
16 oz 1.5% Vanilla Yogurt (Aspartame Free)
1/2 Cup 1% Milk
1 1/2 Tablespoons of Reduced Fat Peanut Butter (or Soy Nut Butter)
1/4 cup of Ice
2 Tablespoons of Chia Seeds
Dash of Cinnamon 
Optional: Add 1/2 cup of any fruit you want.
Blend

Well, there you have it. Looks like I better publish this now so you can all have it for breakfast.






Sunday, December 29, 2013

Let's See The Food At The BB&T Center!

Well, I guess you're wondering how the food was at the stadium. All I can say is that some was great, and some was awful. Then again, I would have rated it a 0% if I had to listen to that annoying goal horn for the whole time. (Ugh, horrible!) But here are the REAL reviews.

Me: (4.5/5)
My Bro: (3.5/5)
Cousin#1: (5/5)
Cousin#2: (2/5)
Cousin#3: (3.5/5)
Cousin#4: (4.5/5)
Cousin#5: (3/5)
Cousin#6: (3/5)

70% Good!

Oh my goodness! It's not FANtastic! Then again, it is still good. I mean, 70% is still good, right?

Coming up next: A little taste of my mother's Smoothies

The Cheesecake Factory! And They Actually Have Cheesecake!

I'm back! And I'm full. I just went to the Cheesecake Factory, Boca Town Center, Boca Raton, Florida. For 1 thing, they actually have Cheesecake, unlike Tempura House, Boca Raton, Florida, which doesn't have Tempura. (So strange!) But this place was a knockout. (Good expression; meaning delicious) ESPECIALLY the CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our ratings were especially good today. The restaurant is very nice, and the food is very nice, too.
There were great things on the kids menu, which included:

Sliders
Fried Chicken Sliders (Which I got)
Pizza
Quesadillas

Sounds so good, right?
Here are the reviews:

Me: Fried Chicky Sliders (4/5) Creamy Chicky Soup (5/5) Fries (4.5/5) 13.5 stars
My Bro: Eggs Benny (Benny, eat your eggs, ham, and english muffin!) (5/5) Creamy Chicky Soup (4.5/5) Home Fries (3.5/5) 13 stars

88% FANtastic!

Another FANtastic! (Woo-hoo! Uh-huh! Woo-hoo! Uh-huh!)

Coming Up Next: A sports stadium with some food to review!





Saturday, December 28, 2013

Tempura House!... Wait, No Tempura?

Hi guys! Or girls! The Fun Food Fanatic is back with more! As I told you with my last post, I'm doing a review on Tempura House, Boca Raton, Florida! Well, first thing I got there, I looked at the menu. First, there was one question: Why is this place called Tempura House if it doesn't have any Tempura? Now, that is just strange.  Then I'm about to order Sushi, when I look at the menu, and, no Sushi.
No Sushi at all.
What are these people thinking? 
So then, I look at the menu (everyone looks at the menu, there's 19 of us; 8 are kids) and decide I want the Filet Mignon.

So, do you know what a Teppenyaki restaurant is? It's when you sit at a huge table, and there's a chef cooking right in front of your face. And at the beginning, you see the chef (who is wearing an awkwardly weird hat) rolling his cart up to your table, he takes out this bottle of liquid (never figured out what it is) on the table, spreads it, lights a match, and FOOOOOMMMM!!!! Fire goes up right in front of your face. So, our chef was really cool. He put an egg on this spatula, and spins it around for a long time, and suddenly... he just throws it up into his hat, with the spatula. Also, my favourite thing he did... I call it... the "Onion Volcano"! So the chef takes an onion (raw) an stacks it up, so it looks like a volcano. Then, suddenly, he pours liquid in it, then suddenly it lights on fire. (Aaaaaahhhhhh! An eruption!) When it stops, it's spewing steam from the top!

So now... the reviews of the food:

Me: Filet Mignon (4.5/5)
My Brother: Filet Mignon+Shrimp (5/5)
Cousin#1: Filet Mignon (4/5)
Cousin#2: Chicken Teriyaki (4/5)
Cousin#3: Filet Mignon (5/5)
Cousin#4: Veggies (4.5/5)
Cousin#5: Chicken Teriyaki (3/5)
Cousin#6: Shrimp (5/5)

Overall Rating: 87%
FANtastic!

So even though there was no Tempura... it was still FANtastic.
PS: A note from my mother: the women's bathroom is filthy.





Introducing... Myself! And the Original Pancake House!

I am a "Fun Food FANatic", and I like rating stuff too.
Like food.
Especially food.
Especially delicious food.
And also, I can review food that I think is real horrendous. But basically I can do any review that I want, wherever I want, and share it with everybody, because if you are reading this, you are a kid (or Mom, or Dad) that want to find delicious food, or restaurants, or recipes that you can make at home. And plus, if your reading THIS article, you get to see...
Wait for it..
The Original Pancake House! In Delray Beach, Florida! ( Yaaaaayyyyyy!!!!) Fun, right? Wait, let me get something straight. I'm Canadian. Not American. But, I am on vacation, so that's fine. (In Delray Beach, Florida, obviously) So first I'm telling what I/ my companions had there:

Me: Chocolate Chip Pancakes with Butter and Whipped Cream (5/5)
My Brother: Peanut Butter and Banana Crepe (3.5/5)
My Mom: Same as me, but with Egg Whites on the side (4/5)

Overall Rating: 83% FANtastic!
Just so you know: in rating of words, 0-25%= Horrendous, 26-50%= Pretty Bad, 51-75%= Good, and  76-100%= FANtastic! (Ha ha ha. Funny, right? FANtastic/FANatic?)

Coming Up Next: 
A review of a Teppanyaki place called Tempura House, in Boca Raton, Florida.